Chopzilla

A slang word for a person who is monsterly ugly, possesses a physical appearance so profoundly distorted or grotesque that it evokes nausea

We all joked that Jason was Chopzilla—his morning hair and grumpy face could scare off a mirror!

by Mousietoe828 May 12, 2025

Choptimus Prime

Someone who is insanely chopped

“Bro did you see how chuzz he was?!”
“Yoo choptimus prime!!”

by Emmalah September 21, 2025

Choptimus Prime

Someone who is insanely chopped shit

“Bro hes so chopped”
“Yoo Choptimus Prime!”

by Emmalah September 21, 2025

Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.

Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.

by Wolf April 10, 2005

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

Lamb Chopping

The act of placing the video for "Lamb Chop's, the song that doesn't end" on an internet dispute as your final argument, thus stating that you they have no point and you could care less about their opinion.

"Some trick started talking shit about my blueberry muffins. After about an hour she was practically begging to be Lamb Chopped."
"Ahh, nothing is as satisfying as Lamb Chopping a random Troll."

by Robbanana October 11, 2012

Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014