Pork Chop

This is a colloquial phrase in Australia to "carry on like a pork chop", maning that someone is behaving in a silly or stupid way.

This expression is a truncated version of the longer and more widespread phrase be like a pork chop in a synagogue; this has been around since the 1950s. Since pork is forbidden food for Jewish people, to describe something as being like a pork chop in a synagogue means that it is highly inappropriate, embarrassingly out of place, and quite unwelcome. The Australian expression carry on like a pork chop has now shifted the focus from inappropriateness to foolishness. (Often happens with truncated expressions — they kind of go their merry way!)
"Mate, calm down, you're carrying on like a pork chop".
by rynoplastered December 23, 2010
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Chop Suey

The act of placing someone's face against your ass and ripping a filthy dirty fart.
"Are you practicing karate son?"
"Yeah dad"
"You wanna learn chop suey son?"
"What's that?"
*places head against rear and passes gas*
by Pillarsofdrear December 24, 2020
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Keal-Chop

Cutting a Minecraft tree in such a way that the wood is removed, but the leaves float in the air.
The aesthetics of the town have been ruined by all the Keal-Chopping thats been going on!
by Thesaurus_joe May 23, 2017
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Cheeky Chops

A noun usually referring to a cute little pudgy baby or toddler. Can be used for older people but is not very common.
Cheeky meaning impertinent, but in this case: delightfully sassy as some children are.
Chops referring to their cheeks or mouth area.
Person1: Isn't the baby so cute!
Person2: Yes, she's such a little cheeky chops!

*Baby crawls away*
Person1: Oy, cheeky chops, where are you off to?

Toddler: Did you bring me a present, Aunty B?
Person: Aren't you a little cheeky chops!
by Holkohol April 11, 2012
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nut chop

(noun)An open handed, karate-style blow delivered to the "nut" region, with Chuck Norris like ferocity. Similar to the throat chop... and obviously lower.
Dave was acting like an ass, so I quickly delivered a nut chop to his majesticles.
by Derek Butler February 27, 2009
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Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.
Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."
by BWallenstein May 20, 2009
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Dong chops

n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.
His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.

Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
by Justice April 23, 2005
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