Stalker Check

An application on the social networking site Facebook. Many users may not realise that it actually doesn't count page views or private messages due to the Facebook Privacy Policy. This application ranks your friends based on how often they interact with your Facebook wall, e.g. wall posts, comments, likes, gifts. Has recently changed name to Fan Check.

"Hey, you perv your my #1 stalker on Stalker Check. WTF?!"

"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"

by AhoyAhoy! August 6, 2009

glitter check

another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.

A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.

by Zhi March 13, 2008

check the ice

When you work at a restaurant, you call check the ice when there is a hot girl.

(Girl pulls up in drive thru). "Hey John, check the ice." (John walks over to window and looks at girl, and agrees). "Hell yeah check the ice".

by Mighty Taco worker December 20, 2008

cwk check

Cellphone, wallet, keys check. Padding your pockets to reassure yourself you still have everything you put in them.

Stephen woke up in a strange backyard with a nasty hangover, but was instantly reassured when his cwk check passed.

by cwk_check March 8, 2009

headphone check

When you listen to a song you like in public but would be embarassed or emasculated if someone knew you where listening to it, so you pull your head phones down and check to make sure they aren't loud enough for other people to hear your music. Usaully if too loud you lower the volume or switch songs to avoid getting called gay if some one where to hear.

guy1 " dude did you see that guy during study hall he pulled a headphone check"

Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.

by XfactorPoker-G4-Law and Order May 18, 2009

check you later

A casual means of saying goodbye.

"I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl, check you later."

by hklr May 10, 2016

check their oil

When you stick your finger up your opponent's asshole.

"Bro if he's got you in a hold check their oil, he'll let go.... unless he's gay then hang on for a ride homie"

by Fuck you Hillary November 23, 2016