Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Manny Pacquiao; a statue that must be near a water source.

Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"

by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022

Caids

(Computer Aids) When your computer gets and untreatable virus and has to be severely treated or even wiped!

"Ah, lost all my data today man"

"really why?"

"My pc has the caids!!"

by PezanostrA May 7, 2010

texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon

Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night

by Jbroiz December 29, 2013

Chainsaw man

rated or valued too highly.

"We got CM'ed again buy the new season of anime."
"Yeah all those shows were overrated AF."

"I can't believe that everyone treated chainsaw man as the second coming of Jesus. it wasn't bad just not that good"

by IHateEverythingAndEvery1 December 28, 2022

rattles your chains

an expression used in relation to "floats your boat"

kitey (11:54:32 PM): yes amazing
kitey (11:54:33 PM): no me
kitey (11:54:35 PM): not you!
tdavenport(11:54:36 PM): o
tdavenport(11:54:40 PM): idk bout tht
tdavenport (11:54:51 PM): whatever rattles your chains

by tdavenport001 February 18, 2009

Locking Chains

The act of hooking chains on the backs of two trucks or cars, then driving in opposite directions to see which truck is more powerful. Occurs often in the boondocks in the south, done to pass time.

Billy Ray and Jimbo found out which truck was more powerful last night by Locking Chains.

by jtibbetts2 October 21, 2009