cain't

A word meaning "can't", but with a Hoffstromic accent to emphasize the impossibility of your suggestion.

Why don't you use the Kp to calculate the molar volume? You...you just cain't, child. You just cain't.

by professor elemental May 26, 2011

cain

A great guy with a MASSIVE COCK.

Person: How big are you? Approximately.
Cain: Like 16-17". At least 16".
Person: Niiice. I've asked you before and you just danced around the question like a ballet pro.
Cain: Well I'm more honest now.

by canopyjeffers June 18, 2011

Cabinet

(Philippine English)
A furniture equivalent to a dresser and sometimes closet.

cabinet

Put my clothes inside my cabinet.

by Mr. Yoso July 1, 2012

anal cahinsaw massacre

Warpping tin foil around ones dick and proceding to have rough anal-sex

Johns ass hurt real bad after Joe gave him an anal cahinsaw massacre

by Encoded November 5, 2006

Cagina

A caged vagina or a vagina that has not been exposed to the outside world recently.

Samantha had a cagina while her boyfriend was studying in Europe for five months.

by Kenny Davis July 11, 2014

cakin it

Talking to a friend or significant other

She over there cakin it with.....

by Tracy Sutton March 28, 2007

Calvin and Hobbes

Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.

Never argue with a six year old who shaves.

by purple jesus June 28, 2005