Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021

Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.

You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson

by Noob skin November 23, 2021

carson

he is supa cool and loves dogos, dogs will jump @ first site and

will blow little puppy minds

carson is so cool boi!!!!!!!!!!!

by bnefvejvabakcdcvevh May 15, 2019

Carson

A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch

Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Heyhoehey69 November 4, 2019

Carson

Carson is an athletic guy who doesn’t care too much about grades or how people look at him. Carson is a shy guy but once you get to know him, he can be the best of friends. Carson is very good with women but doesn’t see it. Girls fall at his feet but he never pays enough attention to see how much a girl will like him. Carson is a guy who parties hard smokes a bunch of dope and fucks lots of bitches who he doesn’t care about.

Dang.. Carson is such a stud and popular guy. I just want to be like him

by Sexy nigga 69 April 10, 2019

Skittles (Carson)

Skittles (Carson) is a funny, gorg, and optimistic lad. He is full of joy with the right amount of anger, which makes him better than the rest. He is very lovable 😫

Person 1: I was talking to my really amazing friend earlier, teehee🤭

Person2: What’s their name?

Person1: Skittles (Carson)!

by Skaty October 2, 2022

Carson

A bop whore who always goes back to his ginger ex because he can’t love anyone else,

Bro you know carson? That’s the kid that leads girls on but ends up going back to his ex.

by certifiedbopness March 20, 2024