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anti-capitalist 

A term used by strongly conservative people to describe those with tendings towards socialist policies, such as public healthcare, subsidized housing, etc, and paint them in a negative light.

Somewhat synonymous with communist in that the sense that Americans use both as insults of sorts.
Jim: Wouldn't it be great if the wealthy were taxed more to accommodate the poor?

Frank: No! Go back to mother Russia you anti-capitalist, red commie SOB!
anti-capitalist by Stephen P November 19, 2007
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captialism 

The best economic system known to mankind. Socialist pinkos don't get it yet, but capitalism is THE shit.
Boy, do I love capitalism! I can actually make something of myself and provide for my family!
captialism by Rob Lawson March 17, 2004

fapitalism

A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".
Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.
fapitalism by cynical abe March 29, 2012

Capitalist Society 

A society where teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crash the stock market, wipe out half of our 401Ks, take trillions in TARP money, spill oil in the Gulf of Mexico, give themselves billions in bonuses, and pay no taxes
Whiny people on Facebook talking about a Capitalist Society.

Capitalize 

Being able to take advantage of a certain situation.
Lebron : "Y'all niggas trash! We lost by 33 points!"
JR smith: "you can't get mad at us 'cause you can't capitalize..."
Capitalize by orBlo February 24, 2017

capitalist pig 

A derogatory term used by either commie bastards who don't like to see rich capitalists next to other poor, starving bastards, or dirty anarchists who despise both, the authority of the state and that of the capitalists.
A capitalist pig is probably worse than a commie bastard, and is much worse than a dirty anarchist (who is in fact less dirty than the capitalist pig or commie bastard)
"The capitalist pig buys another diamond ring while children starve in Africa"

"Long live the anarchist Confederation! Long live organization without capitalist pigs or commie bastards!"

capitolist 

One who believes one should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitolists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
That capitolist pig!