by Tracy McBean July 7, 2015
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0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
Hugh Hefner is a silver fox on the canine scale, while George Clooney is right behind him as a wolf.
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Without the cash, the beloved wino Tyrone Bigguns was forced to settle with shatty oregeno; the pure cannibis would only be reached through his dreams.
by Jamofo August 23, 2003
Get the Cannibis Sativa mug.As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.
by Dr. Kazoo August 8, 2010
Get the Caning mug.Homosexual performing oral sex, because they are eating their own kind. This is different from heterosexuals performing oral sex, which by definition requires the consumption of an alternative to one self.
by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009
Get the cannibal mug.A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.
"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)
by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010
Get the Nick Canning mug.Candy caning is when a girl is on her menstrual cycle, and she has sexual intercourse with a male. Afterwards she performs fellacio and sucks the blood off the penis. Then Switches back to having sex and the back to oral and repeat.
Jen comes home after a late night at the Bar to find Geb looking all hot and stuff!!! She could not resist despite being on her period. She had to have him so she starting Candy Caning.
by Snow Flake September 4, 2013
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