Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.

Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)

literally one of the most underrated characters in victoria aveyard's "red queen" series. brave, supportive and always standing for his beliefs, I LOVE THIS MAN AND I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT HE WAS GOING TROUGH THE ENTIRE SERIES

Person 1: Do you like Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)?

Person 2: Yes, he's really caring, intelligent, and, you know, the man of my dreams.

by soxenia May 5, 2022

Dirty Caldyr

To put an icecube inside a girl, have her sit on your face and eat her out until it's melted. Then she jumps on your cock and rides you to a warm creampie.

"I picked up a girl last night and gave her a dirty Caldyr "

by ONIKNG May 20, 2022

Exa-calty

Used for when a distant aunt can’t pronounce “exactly”

We need to get this recipe exa-calty correct

by DefinerT December 23, 2022

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.

That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.

by Gonads77 February 21, 2025

High Caloried

A heavyset person who consumes a lot of calories, resulting in obesity.

She is a high caloried person who talks about men online.

by The Queen Of Accountability February 24, 2025