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custard

A word used in baseball to describe how someone is throwing. It referes to them as throwing shit! It can be used in two ways, your throwing custard (your throwing shit) or your arm is custard ( Your throwing slow and nothing)
Man your arm is custard
by hamghetti... September 29, 2006
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kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt
Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.
by Shmidey June 18, 2016
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Custard

NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.

5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.
Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).

Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.
by anonymous December 27, 2020
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custard guzzler

The term used for a person who likes the taste of sperm in large quantities...
God damn, she grabbed my dick , and sucked until the last drop was gone and no spills. She was a real custard guzzler!!!!
by 99p Shop November 30, 2016
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Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.
"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"
by Braegan October 17, 2021
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Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.
My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.
by Paulsteven August 10, 2016
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custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.
"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali
by Rick Rollin April 30, 2008
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