Cru Credits

credit that is essential to make it to heaven

How many Cru Credits does it take to get into Heaven?

by Mr, Green April 22, 2010

tattoo credit

Paying for goods and services with promise of future tattoos in lieu of currency.

Yo, I need a certified plumber at the shop. Offering tattoo credit for trade.

by Deaner69 December 23, 2023

secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018

credit

credit is a modern synonym for 'trust'. not being able to give credit also indicates that you are less friendly to the addressee/think less of the addressee.

"sorry link. I cant give credit. come back when you're a little... mmmmmmmm, richer!

by theDarkDefiner February 21, 2023

Monetary Credit

Monterey credit is the system that Numonie The Banker Invented to help the Monetary Policy strategy its Credit from Policy and Bank Utilities from Numonie The Financier

Us Treasury better pay our Country Bank Utilities Numonie Bank Offers Utility to keep the debt gone with monetary Credit he invented

by JolopiRICE January 9, 2024

Credit-Or-Debit

When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) gets slotted in between someone's ass cheeks / ass crack (Like swiping a Credit Card)

I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit him

by DrFaust1426 November 14, 2022

Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.

Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.

by Silvershades November 14, 2023