cream just anywhere

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere

some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

Cream puff sunrise

When someone wakes you up in the morning by jizzing on on your face.

Guy 1: What's a Cream Puff Sunrise?

Guy 2: Idon't know, it just rolls off the tongue.

by penissliver February 1, 2014

Cream Dick

To cause a male to climax to a point of sperm, or 'cream', coming out of their knob.

"Emmah totally made Conor cream dick last night."

by Mikiea May 6, 2016

Cream Reaper

A woman that steals/eats a lot of cum

Karen is an absolute cream reaper

by Mimz_ mergs24 October 9, 2019

Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

cream box

A very fast/good computer capable of running many graphically intensive games without slowing down. The graphics look smooth and glossy with no jagged edges.
Usually costing the owner many thousands of dollars.

Bill : "Man, your computer is a cream box."
Bob : "Yeah I know, it cost me fucking heaps."

by Leon_Australia December 14, 2008

Cream Pipe Surprise

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.

Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?

by Yegee October 21, 2011