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CPU

1. Central Processing Unit. The main part of your computer, (not your monitor or sound card, for example).
2. Cayce Pollard Units. From William Gibson's science fiction novel Pattern Recognition, non-brand-identifiable clothing: "things that could have been worn, to a general lack of comment, during any year between 1945 and 2000."
That hip consignment shop is all about CPU's--lots of basic black, and no logos.
by Trillian McIntosh September 28, 2005
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cpax

-term used for a Renegade n00bwho has a reputation of being unable to fly Orcas and Apaches.
-one to insult himself online using such phrases as buttseks
-someone who is experienced at switching lightbulbs and ordering taxis.
by Host27 January 17, 2005
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CPK

Kid 1: what in the fuck is cpk?
Kid 2: havin fun and catchin a buzz, loc.
by Russo November 10, 2004
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CPL

Candy and Porn Locker. A locker that is devoted to assloads of candy and numerous pictures of dirty smut.
AAWWWW SHIIIIT, MAN! I can't wait to refill the CPL. Fanchin!!!!
by Ryutiss October 14, 2008
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cphacknet

A community of pathetic 11-year-olds who think they're cool for hacking a children's game called Club Penguin.
"omg those fukkin moderators keep getting us i hate dis kids game"

"You must hail from CPHackNet.
by xbatbasher21 October 22, 2008
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CPMS

abbr: Constant PMS

def: someone who is in a constant state of bitchiness and pycho no matter what time of the month.
Friend: "Why is that lady SO MEAN?"
Me: "Um I think she has CPMS so maybe you should just back off, it's not her fault...."
by muireled September 27, 2010
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CPP Award

CPP is an abbreviation for "Condom on the Prick of Progress",
so a CPP Award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position retard progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. Companion awards include the Darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the Ig Nobel Prize for unusual or trivial "achievements" in scientific research.
CPP Awards should be issued to the US border control authorities taking a flight crew member into custody delaying a flight for three hours for taking an orange on an aeroplane, a local government planning official that manages to string out a 60 day town planning approval application to 2 years by successive iterations of miniscule objections requiring additional information and to a police officer charging a local citizen with theft for removing discarded items from a roadside trash collection point.
by Whistleblower2 April 15, 2011
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