1. Central Processing Unit. The main part of your computer, (not your monitor or sound card, for example).
2. Cayce Pollard Units. From William Gibson's science fiction novel Pattern Recognition, non-brand-identifiable clothing: "things that could have been worn, to a general lack of comment, during any year between 1945 and 2000."
2. Cayce Pollard Units. From William Gibson's science fiction novel Pattern Recognition, non-brand-identifiable clothing: "things that could have been worn, to a general lack of comment, during any year between 1945 and 2000."
by Trillian McIntosh September 28, 2005
Get the CPU mug.-term used for a Renegade n00bwho has a reputation of being unable to fly Orcas and Apaches.
-one to insult himself online using such phrases as buttseks
-someone who is experienced at switching lightbulbs and ordering taxis.
-one to insult himself online using such phrases as buttseks
-someone who is experienced at switching lightbulbs and ordering taxis.
by Host27 January 17, 2005
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Get the CPK mug.Candy and Porn Locker. A locker that is devoted to assloads of candy and numerous pictures of dirty smut.
by Ryutiss October 14, 2008
Get the CPL mug.A community of pathetic 11-year-olds who think they're cool for hacking a children's game called Club Penguin.
by xbatbasher21 October 22, 2008
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def: someone who is in a constant state of bitchiness and pycho no matter what time of the month.
def: someone who is in a constant state of bitchiness and pycho no matter what time of the month.
Friend: "Why is that lady SO MEAN?"
Me: "Um I think she has CPMS so maybe you should just back off, it's not her fault...."
Me: "Um I think she has CPMS so maybe you should just back off, it's not her fault...."
by muireled September 27, 2010
Get the CPMS mug.CPP is an abbreviation for "Condom on the Prick of Progress",
so a CPP Award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position retard progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. Companion awards include the Darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the Ig Nobel Prize for unusual or trivial "achievements" in scientific research.
so a CPP Award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position retard progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. Companion awards include the Darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the Ig Nobel Prize for unusual or trivial "achievements" in scientific research.
CPP Awards should be issued to the US border control authorities taking a flight crew member into custody delaying a flight for three hours for taking an orange on an aeroplane, a local government planning official that manages to string out a 60 day town planning approval application to 2 years by successive iterations of miniscule objections requiring additional information and to a police officer charging a local citizen with theft for removing discarded items from a roadside trash collection point.
by Whistleblower2 April 15, 2011
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