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Conneryism

When a person relates a quote or emulates the accent from the actor Sean Connery.
Person A -- I don't know if I can ace this quiz or not...

Person B -- (in Sean Connery's accent) Losers always whine about doing their 'best'; winners just go home and f*ck the prom queen.

Person A -- Fine. No need to use a Conneryism to get your point across...
by Oryon007 January 16, 2011
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Sean Connery

1. An award-winning Scottish actor known for playing a variety of roles, including originating James Bond in the seminal film Doctor No.

2. A character on Saturday Night Live who, during the Celebrity Jeopardy segments, routinely mocks Alex Trebek and makes several jokes about his mother and her sexual habits. Also known for defacing the playing board and intentionally misreading the categories.
1. "Have you seen Sean Connery's latest film?"

"Dude, he's been retired for like ten years."

2. Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapists for 800"

Alex Trebek: "That says 'Therapists'!"
by The Man Down the Way August 13, 2011
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concertina

a small musical instrument, typically polygonal in form, played by stretching and squeezing between the hands, to work a central bellows that blows air over reeds, each note being sounded by a button.
I play the concertina.
by Jayneeeee December 8, 2013
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Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.
Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him
by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016
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Concert Depression

A state of being the day after you go to an amazing concert.
This day is typically spent in bed wearing the merch you bought at the concert, listening to the songs again.
I called Joshua earlier, he has a bad case of Concert Depression after seeing Twenty One Pilots.
by Brendon Uries February 26, 2017
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Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.
I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.
by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019
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ghetto conference call

Situation where two or more people, usually in an urban setting, have a conversation as loudly as possible. The purpose of the interaction is to express an opinion, threat, compliment, or a thread of discourse, and is said in a public forum at the top of one's voice. The call generally concerns a traditionally private or intimate subject, that most individuals would not want to be involved in, but provides free entertainment to everyone in the immediate vicinity.
Jerome and Tyrone engaged in a ghetto conference call, with Jerome's girlfriend, outside her apartment building. Although neighbors and bystanders were not intended to hear the discussion, the drama was witnessed by everyone within earshot. Everyone was amused...
by enemyoffreedom June 25, 2010
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