Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".
This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.
This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.
(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW
by nevets_ January 19, 2024
Get the commit lithuaniamug. I don't need to commit to women. You don't have the right to try and clamp down on my life to make a point about how men should have to commit to women. The fat cocks AREN'T committing to women and other men are raising their kids and feeding them with their taxes. You are fucking garbage and your slut daughter got her pussy-hole stretched by every fat-cock she interacted with and now you're trying to take it out on me.
Hym "Yeah, no, you aren't going to use me to make a point about how men need to commit to women. You'll pay for everything you used and if you don't you kids will die for it. You tried to cock block someone using his parent's emotional abuse. He threatened your kids over it. You used the threat as post hoc justification. I spoke out about it in a way you didn't like. You're trying to force me into compliance and make an example out of me. I won't allow it. I can and will guarantee that you some of your kids will die for it."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
Get the Commitmug. Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.
Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!
Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!
Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.
by TimAtOak July 6, 2021
Get the Commit Shamingmug. The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.
Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.
Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.
by Go commit alt f4 November 29, 2023
Get the Go commit alt f4mug. by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
Get the go commit bungee jump with ropemug. Telling someone to commit a theft king is essentially telling someone to go to hell. This term came about when popular YouTuber Theft King told YouTuber and game developer Kane Carter to burn in hell.
by Meznight July 17, 2024
Get the Commit a Theft Kingmug. Commitment Playshop
Do you have a funny joke or story? How about a favorite song or a picture from the past that makes you laugh?
Let’s have some fun.
A Commitment Playshop is the act of turning work into play, finding joy in doing the things that need to be done to push our ideas and dreams forward while honoring our commitments. It transforms work into a playful, engaging experience, encouraging participants to immerse themselves in their tasks with a sense of wonder, excitement, and experimentation. All things are possible, and participants are more involved in what feels like a dream playdate, where creativity, collaboration, and fun are at the forefront, all while staying true to our commitments (things done with love).
-The Focus is on infusing playfulness into tasks related to our passion projects and commitments, making the process enjoyable and invigorating.
-The Structure is designed with flexible, dynamic activities that blend work, music, jokes, and play seamlessly. They may include creative exercises and collaborative projects that align with the participants' commitments.
-The Tone is lighthearted & enthusiastic, fostering a positive, inspiring atmosphere where participants feel free to explore and innovate.
-And Participants are encouraged to engage deeply & joyfully with tasks, bringing a playful mindset and willset to the work that needs to be done.
-The Desired Outcome is to make progress on commitments, ideas, & dreams while enjoying the journey.
Do you have a funny joke or story? How about a favorite song or a picture from the past that makes you laugh?
Let’s have some fun.
A Commitment Playshop is the act of turning work into play, finding joy in doing the things that need to be done to push our ideas and dreams forward while honoring our commitments. It transforms work into a playful, engaging experience, encouraging participants to immerse themselves in their tasks with a sense of wonder, excitement, and experimentation. All things are possible, and participants are more involved in what feels like a dream playdate, where creativity, collaboration, and fun are at the forefront, all while staying true to our commitments (things done with love).
-The Focus is on infusing playfulness into tasks related to our passion projects and commitments, making the process enjoyable and invigorating.
-The Structure is designed with flexible, dynamic activities that blend work, music, jokes, and play seamlessly. They may include creative exercises and collaborative projects that align with the participants' commitments.
-The Tone is lighthearted & enthusiastic, fostering a positive, inspiring atmosphere where participants feel free to explore and innovate.
-And Participants are encouraged to engage deeply & joyfully with tasks, bringing a playful mindset and willset to the work that needs to be done.
-The Desired Outcome is to make progress on commitments, ideas, & dreams while enjoying the journey.
Prabitha wanted to ensure her team of volunteers was inspired and focused so she engaged her Possibility Advocate to facilitate a Commitment Playshop with her team.
by Possibility Advocate June 21, 2024
Get the Commitment Playshopmug.