cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.

"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018

Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.

"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"

by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011

Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel May 5, 2012

Anime Coma

A coma with special circumstances that can only be caused by an anime’s world/logic.

Zero Two is stuck in an anime coma, poor best girl.

by SimpleeCasual June 23, 2018

Mouzen Is The Word "Coma" In Cuban Vosotros

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Mouzen Is The Word "Coma" In Cuban Vosotros

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Coma Corpse

A dead body.

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022