cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.

Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.

by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023

Swear to cod

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022

Cod taco

A person who is worse than a douch bag

"That guy in the man bun looks like a cod taco"

"Alex Rodriguez is such a cod taco"

by Hazel and moe July 1, 2017

COD Vanguard

The biggest pile of shit you will will ever see. It is so garbage that even the cookie monster will loose his appetite and stop eating cookies whenever he hears COD Vanguard. And whenever he hears COD Vanguard Zombies, Mr Cookie Monster would throw all of his consumed cookies from his past into the bin.

"Bro, your breath stinks more than COD Vanguard."
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".

by PPurpler April 18, 2022

Cod monster

A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.

Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.

Joseph: *turns into cod monster*

by Cactusboii October 16, 2016

cod bp

cirlce of death, beer pong. possibly the best two drinking games known to man.

hey guys whats going on lets fucking play some cod bp tonight

by eatadick November 10, 2007

cod nugget

When a piece of two to three day old toilet paper becomes stuck in the folds of ones vagina

Man I found some huge cod nuggets while going down on my girlfriend today

by Cod nugget expert June 19, 2021