Bungent

When something feels like the consistency of decomposing flesh - typically within a few weeks of the body passing.

"Dude come here, I just found a fresh munt! Its skin has the perfect amount of bungence!"

"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

Bunkering

when, upon turning 40, one starts using terms like "kids theses days have no respect", "get off my lawn", etc

all things Archie Bunker would say

"You're all guilty of bunkering! We're in our 40s, not our 80s. Get to the retirement home already, Gramps" - Brickhouse

by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024

Bunkering

When you turn 40 and start using Archie Bunker style phrases like "Kids nowadays...", "Kids these days have no respect", "Back in my day..."

"You're Bunkering already! We are 40, not 80! Get to the retirement home, Gramps" - Brickhouse

by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024

blunkendonker

Getting head when taking a shit

What a relief…a double relief, I just got a blunkendonker!

by anonymous April 18, 2024

bonkendart

A heavily drawn on paper folder with lots of racist terminology and symbols

“Do you know where my bonkendart went?”

by Squigglemaster January 8, 2025

BUNKED

proving or stating something to be true

"Man, Zendaya sucks as an actress and is ugly"
"Yo, that is mad BUNKED bro"

by YacoboTorriti January 30, 2025

Bunked

To cancel plans at the last possible moment, usually accompanied by a dull, unconvincing, or low-effort excuse.

“We were supposed to go out, but he bunked last minute saying he ‘had stuff to do.’”

by Dmsn20 January 17, 2026