brown massacre 

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.

If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.

brown massacre by rockstarchris June 21, 2007

Brown ButterFly 

It's the cousin of "tossin a salad". Instead of using your tongue to stimulate an anus, you use your eyelashes like a butterfly kiss. bananus

Sara was afraid if she blinked too much while the brown butterfly was in effect I would shit in her eye upon opening. I let her know I have control of my anus by letting a little fart out and taking a single eyelash with me as a keep sake forever.

Brown ButterFly by R2RO April 25, 2013

gordon brown 

Used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.

(Gordon Brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the UK)

Boab - goan doon the pub the night Rab?

Rab - Ah cannae mate, ah'm oan the Gordon Brown.

gordon brown by Bryan McPhail November 15, 2005

Zac Brown Band

Country Music at it's best! Wonderfully talented artist who sings about Georgia and various other things that a true southerner can relate to. A must listen to for all.

Zac Brown Band sings,"You know I like my chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday night, pair of jeans that fit just right and my radio up!"

Zac Brown Band by Sugar_Britches October 16, 2008

brown cow stunning 

originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaul’s Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.

person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!

brown cow stunning by lizzi fuentes July 20, 2018

Brown Lasso 

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.

Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.

Brown Lasso by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Gordon Brown 

Fat dickhead who's the prime minister of Britain who needs to be shot.

Hey, save some of Gordon Brown's flab for me!

Gordon Brown by BigT 747 January 2, 2009