A belt awarded for taking the virginity of a very religious person.
*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex
*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex
Joe: You know that really religious girl who wouldn't hook up with you?
Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...
Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk
Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...
Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk
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A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
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