Stop breathing

A phrase commonly used in heavly moderated chat rooms to say "kill yourself". Stop breathing is thought of as a nicer way to tell people to leave someone to remove themseleves from existence, less likely resulting in a ban from moderators due to it's vague nature.

Girl 1: Did you hear, Karen is still going around school talking of how you sleep with any thing that has legs? She's posting it all over FB.

Girl 2: SMH, Karen needs to stop breathing asap.

by 2stepsAhead June 1, 2018

breaking my teeth

1.having a hard time saying something...or explaining something or even reading something.
2. having an annoying time saying something, explaining something or even reading something.

"'I am not gonna spend the whole day breaking my teeth over these instructions ..can you just read the booklet on your own."

by teethbreaker August 24, 2006

good breeding

A vague old-fashioned term used by aristocrats and people who believe they are better than others. May mean being raised well: courteous, polite, part other things, etc. Few know what the term actually means because everyone who uses it defines it differently to criticize the lower-class. But apparently it is one of those things that you can only understand if you have it.

Old person: "Hillary Clinton lacks good breeding."
Random guy: "What does that even mean?"
Old person: "You'd understand it."
Random guy: "... bitch."

by ThePrometheusMan July 27, 2008

Breadlingo

To speak to friends with bread emojis. You can add your own meanings to different patterns of these emojis.
For example: "🍞🥖🥖🍞" could mean "I love you"

Man: "🍞🥖🥖🍞"
Female: "What does that mean?"
Man: "Oh I'm sorry, I'm speaking Breadlingo! It means 'I love you'!"

by Bruce (K 4-1) May 21, 2021

Bradington

Bradington is the way that illiterate people think that Bradenton is spelled.

Bradenton is a city located just north of Sarasota, Florida.

People who live in Bradenton like to say that they are from Sarasota.

Edd- Hey Bob, where do you live?

Bob- I'm from Bradington, the best city ever.

Edd- It's called Bradenton, you dumb ass.

Bob- Oh.

by Physical "EDD" ucation October 25, 2008

Breathing through my elbows

To spend a large amount of time performing oral sex on a girl

Yo man, after meeting that chick on Friday I spent the rest of the night breathing through my elbows

by Maddhatr October 18, 2010

breathing blanket

A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.

Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...

by Njoff February 5, 2014