Burked

public drunk, or just extremely drunk in odd situations.

yo man i was so burked in school today! shit im still burked...

man i was burked in church so i asked for a second glass of wine!

by bitchesaintshitbuthosandtricks August 31, 2012

Bourkes

Slang for boobs

Damn, check out the bourkes on her!

by Conker1212 May 1, 2015

Borked

Extremely high on THC

Josh smoked the rest of the stash, and is currently borked of his gourd.

Oh god, josh is borked.

by The master blaster (Bran) August 18, 2019

A Burkey

When you post a message in the wrong group chat

Shit I've just done a Burkey and said Mike does my fucking head in

by Duzzer September 20, 2017

borked

1. broken, does not work
2.broke, as in: I do not have any money

"wanna go to the alamo tonight?" "No, man I'm borked."

Dammit, this stupid computer isn't working I guess it's borked.

by Gabby-dawg February 16, 2005

Burke County

A lame ass county that wanna be Richmond count so bad.

(Known for Bitches with old ass sew-ins.

Burke county is ass asf

by Realnuqqa September 3, 2019

Bournemouth

Possibly the greatest place on earth, if you enjoy eating Shit Crumpets and farting planets.
Seriously though it's pretty poor as places go, saying you're in Bournemouth is like saying you're Scunthorpe. People's only response will be 'why'.

"Mate this place is HORRENDOUS."
"Atleast we're not in bournemouth"
"Good point"

by Captain Fail March 6, 2010