borner

(can also be spelled as borener)

a boner caused by boredom. usually during math or history class

Person 1: dude, it's your turn to go write the answer out on the board. everyone's waiting

Person 2: i can't man, i got a borner! cover for me, will ya?

by mufasa333 October 1, 2007

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

borden

a super sexy blonde boy that resembles a homo but has had more action than you could ever hope to have

Listen girl, dont be hating the borden just because he is prettier than you.

by mofoin hottie! May 21, 2006

borker

From the realrates consultant website. Originally a typo for "broker". It describes a less than ethical technical recruiter. There are variations like borkette (female) and borkery (place of business). The verb 'borked' can mean "cheated by a borker".

The only jobs that I could find were sponsored by borkers that were paying far below market rates.

The bork insisted that I come to the office to fill out 20 pages of useless paperwork.

As soon as I mentioned to the borkette that I wanted a full disclosure clause in the contract agreement she stopped calling me.

by DarkHumour May 13, 2005

broderick

Washing just your balls in the bathtub, like Matthew Broderick in the movie, Election.

Are you gonna shower?
Nah, I only have time for a quick Broderick.

by Garvey March 14, 2007

broder

Originated in Miami. Cuban slang for "brother".

It is pronounced as if you were trying to say the word "brother" with a heavy Cuban accent.

Oye broder, how u doin'?

by =305=786=MIA~PRIDE== September 13, 2007

long boarder

someone who has moved on from "new school" skate boarding to a more faster variety of skating. long boaders can't do many tricks but kick a*se at speed. long boards are easier to learn to ride than skate bpards as they have more balance, but once you get into long boadrs with suspension and add the speed it's really quite hard. Long Boards are Exceptionally good for "bum boarding" and "twin Tagging". Both are where you sit on the board and go down a huge steep street...like melafont street, twin tagging is just where it's two people on the one board.. normally you twin tag if it's your frist time and sit at the front. Long boarders are not skaters, and are generally tougher...therefore if you call one a skater fag you will ganerally get beaten up.

random: get a life you skater fag
long boarder: what did you call me?
random: skater fag
long boarder: *bashes random*
random: *spends next 6 months in hospital recovering*

by Jax The Next Ripper September 18, 2006