Boomer

Usually your parents but someone who hates Millenials and say things like disgraceful. Heres a quick tip to limit boomer's lifespan -5 years . when they talk to you about how wronged they have been by their phone provider over 37 dollars turn on the tv and wait just a little bit too long to respond possibly with "I don't think so" and when they ask why say "ah just because" with no actual serious argument

"some boomer got pissed at me because I left the bathmat on the floor at it was too soggy. I just waited for yelling at me to bore them and I said fuck off."

by imakesandwiches7 October 5, 2019

boomer detox

When the non-boomer comes in contact with a boomer, the non-boomer will give advice to the boomer to "detox."

Boomer: I can't seem to learn how to function a computer.

Non-boomer: Sounds like you need a boomer detox.

by helloitsmeyourmom November 17, 2019

Boomer

Someone older who doesn’t know how the younger generation works and it’s okay with change

I asked my mom if I could go to this party but she said no, what a boomer

by That dude who likes Bill Joe November 23, 2019

Boomeraging

When a boomer is extremely mad

*Old lady screams at a bunch of kids playing basketball*
Kid 1: look at her, she is boomeraging LOL.

by TeddyE3' December 11, 2019

Boomer Click

When one accidentally does something on an electronic device leading to an unintended consequence such as looking something up you didn't mean to or sending a text you didn't mean to.

John: I just boomer clicked and somehow sent my ex girlfriend a text

by BoomerMan69 December 24, 2019

Boomerty

The period during which Boomers reach their max level and become a full on real boomer.
Puberty For Boomers.
Reaching level 100 Boomer.
The boss fight of Boomers.

Teacher:"You should stop saying ok boomer , its offensive!!! and wear your uniforms next time I don't want to see you wearing that!!!"

Student #1:"Yo what happened to her she used to be so cool and now she turned into a real Boomer!"

Student #2:"Oh yea, She hit Boomerty"

by Manuel In Shoes February 10, 2020

Boomercracy

What happens when legislation for a particular place is decided by a group of people who are not in touch with the current reality, resulting in rules which makes it harder or impossible for new concepts to be applied to the way people live because of the rulers resisting any kind of change.

A: How come are right to repair and the gig economy being outlawed? It's the future

B: What do you want? We live in a boomercracy

by tha definitor February 19, 2020