Blobbit

When you don't want to use a bad word, because you're in front of your parents, or you just don't feel like saying a bad word. Relative to "Fuck it"

Bob: "Oh, blobbit, my phone just died"

Mom: "It's a shame. I really wanted to record my sextape"

by picklessssssss March 17, 2013

blobblin

Meandering around with no purpose, trying to avoid doing work, being extra lazy and lax about anything and everything.

I'm so bored today, I'm just blobblin around the office looking for people to talk to, avoiding work and being a waste of space.

by suzy qzee June 3, 2013

Blob'ed

A noun that defines a guy that has a seriously round squelchy face. Normally Blob'ed's have a weird round nose and a very ugly face.

Boy: Who's that? He looks butters!
Girl: He's Blob'ed

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 12, 2016

Blob out

When an individual high on cannabis sits for periods of time not focusing on their surroundings, but contemplating life; acting like a 'blob'.

Sorry what did you say? I just blobbed out

Did you blob out again?

by Charli Dawzz June 24, 2016

Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016

blobbermouth

Someone who is incapable of having a conversation without spit leaving their mouth.

God, you're a blobbermouth!

by Natho1234 April 4, 2017

BlobbinShglobin

A word said when shocked at a very peculiar thing.

Husband: Honey my parents are coming over in 3 hours.
Wife: Aaah the house is a mess BlobbinShglobin!!

by Anonymous Bitch👅😈 April 8, 2017