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Dot blocked

When a marching band is performing a show and someone lands on someone else's dot, or position on the field, making the person unable to correctly hit their dot. Similar to cock blocking.
Man, I was supposed to be on the 20 yard line but I got dot blocked!
by thefb October 12, 2010
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Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night
by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018
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copy-block

copy-block \ kop-ee blok \ , verb;

the act of sending a print job to the copier so large that it "blocks" others from printing to that machine temporarily
Jim always seems to copy-block his colleagues by sending large documents to the network printer.
by Scotch1979 January 12, 2012
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Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.
Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015
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Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
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block choppy

A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.
Anna got her bangs trimmed, they look a bit block choppy.
by Lavlav47 April 23, 2018
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Boomer Blocked

Boomer Blocked

When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
I was sticking up for him in the comments, but I got Boomer Blocked along with the trolls!
by Mr.Amanojaku August 18, 2020
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