Johnny Blazed

Someone who smokes weed, but is by no means your stereo typical stoner.

-Can also be used to say you've had enough weed, for the time being.

"Hey Jimmy you want to hit this blunt again?"

"Na, im Johnny Blazed man"

by Felch MacPlaydo May 16, 2009

Blaze Bulking

The act of smoking marijuana to allow you to eat at a caloric surplus.

I got in 4 chicken breasts, two cheeseburgers AND a gallon of diet coke yesterday. Gotta love blaze bulking.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

straight blaze there

all the smoke from the gas is the energy needed to blast far the fuq away from all the bullsheeeet here on earth

i’ll take you anywhere we’ll straight blaze there

by BumStatusYo December 10, 2018

blazing lame

adj. - really, intensely stupid.

orig. - melbourne, FL

ay, my shoe just got scuffed last period.

damn, thats blazing lame.

by ms.vo-nguyen September 26, 2010

Gums blazing

Getting a blowjob by a toothless person

"She came at me gums blazing"

by Tjhooker June 3, 2015

anul blazing

The word anul blazing is an extremely dangerous procedure. It consists of a lighter, a deodorant can and another person of your choice. The person you have chosen will turn the lighter in and spray the deodorant on it so it directly hits the anus. This Is extremely dangerous

Let us carry out the anul blazing procedure on this horrendous human being

by This was a joke April 23, 2019

Blazing Saddles

Denotes extreme and unbearable heat. As in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of Hades.

You: Dog, its like 90 degrees!
Me: It Blazing Saddles!

by MaZe February 12, 2004