bladder brain

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.

While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"

by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019

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bladder birth

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.

i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.

by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021

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Bandersnatched

When someone, usually a child, is snatched into another world or realm by a monster, a neutral being, or a good being.

I was bandersnatched by the goblin army when I was just a child, taken to my now-home.

by Ima Physch May 3, 2021

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blunderdome

When someone absolutely destroys you at something and your chances of making a comeback are slimmer than Slim Jims, then that same person that destroyed you clicks their fingers at you and points at you with their thumb pointing upwards

James Corden: England will win against Denmark.
Gavlar: No, shut up, James Corden, Denmark will wipe the floor with England.
*England wins 2-1*
James Corden: Get BLUNDERDOMED!!!! *clicks fingers*

by tenthousandeggs July 9, 2021

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