Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.

1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"

by He himself. July 29, 2009

suck my bitch

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier

oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!

by bitchsuckers June 5, 2018

pile it on bitch

Load up my burrito!
Put an extra amount

*chipotle worker putting condiments on burrito*
“Is that enough?”-worker
“No, Pile it on bitch!”-me

by Chipotle lover July 10, 2018

Who helped your bitch out?

Phrase- slang in nature

Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them

Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me

Person 2- who helped your bitch out?

Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me

by Lovey chipmunk November 24, 2018

you fat bitch

a term used when you want to call someone a fat bitch

you fat bitch

by the giggle king lord of laughs September 21, 2021

nah bitch

What you say to someone when you agitated and they say something stupid.

Homie: Bruh let's go down to the club and get some booty for the night

You: I ain't feelin it cuz

Homie: Nigga You never feelin anything c'mon

You: Nah bitch

by Lobo Red LA April 4, 2016

Bitch pig

When playing Angry birds on the ipod touch, its the last pig remaining after you run out of birds.

What a fucking bitch pig!!!

by Warlord10173 May 26, 2010