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bullshitcock

The fact that the girlfriend was not out that night with another guy is total bullshitcock!
by ezdbnum7 January 16, 2010
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bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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Bullshit Circumstances

A 'Bullshit Circumstance' is where two or more people have a bet between friends, usually on sports and if the outcome if that you lose, you have a right to call 'bullshit Circumstance' where is something INCREDIBLY unlucky or 'bullshit' happens. It is decided between unbiased judges (3 to 5).
Having a bet between friends on a horse race,
'Yes! My horse is about to win the race! WHAT?! Who the fuck just shot my horse?! 'You lost give me the money' 'FUCK THAT! I call 'Bullshit Circumstances'
by Eddy The Snake March 5, 2013
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chocolate bullshit

-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.
I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.
by The Real Sweet T December 4, 2009
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professional bullshitter

Someone who is so good at lying that you believe them even when you know they are probably lying.
Boy: I love you forever, I always have.

Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.

Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.

Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.

Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.

Girl: ya, I love you too.

A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
by With Love chris June 29, 2016
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Motherfucking Bullshit

A term used when on the verge of loosing your shit.
Mr Ballsack: Your homework is due tomorrow

Me: THATS WHAT I CALL MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT
by DingleyBalls January 20, 2017
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baki bullshit

When something is so outrageously bullshit it's like the anime baki.
Friend:"I can produce lightning from my palms because I'm standing on carpet" *produces lightning from palms*
Me:that's some baki bullshit.
by a428inprogress June 19, 2020
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