bean juice

Cool way to say coffee

I'm so tired- I want some bean juice but I'm too lazy to make it.

by big da don June 12, 2019

candy beans

A favorite candy of the Bluth family in the show arrested development. It is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-shelled Boston Baked Beans.

Stan Sitwell's fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
STAN- "That's ok, I have a spare."
GOB- "I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!"

by abigator85 December 1, 2006

bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

Willy-bean

A clitoris that exceeds the length of 3 inches. Can be used for self-penetration, as you can fold it up your gash.

Get your Willy-bean out, Lacey!!!

by Nicole Herring June 18, 2008

Pookin the Bean

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.

Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"

by Masked_Deviant April 24, 2020

Sweeney beans

Cutest girl I've ever seen.

Wow look at her, she's a Sweeney beans!

by Damongey April 15, 2022

Peen Bean

A performance enhancing drug used to maximize the size and control of one's E Peen.

Let's meet up and game. I have a pocket full of Peen Beans

by E-Peen Harry March 23, 2021