some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo
by cubano nigga what??? October 12, 2008
Get the walter the belle glade beanermug. A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
by Osama llama March 15, 2010
Get the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprisemug. Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
Get the Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldminemug. Hey bob, look at the drunk fat fucking beaner putting a ladder on the border. Definitely has some experience
by dickbalz24 March 29, 2023
Get the Beanermug. by Hdhdjjaisjndnxns November 17, 2019
Get the Beanermug. An extremely Mexican person who is goofy and loves everything that has to do with Mexico ( Mexican food, dancing, etc.)
by Pinchependejo February 1, 2019
Get the Beanermug. 
Get the beaner burgermug.