Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.
by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019
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Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020
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I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
by TheGolem August 16, 2020
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by Antman457 March 21, 2021
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There he goes again, baby-banking a slice of pizza that I just bought. Everyone knows his child will not eat the whole thing and it is just for him.
by GhostSpider August 28, 2021
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by SnapchatBandit September 25, 2021
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Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
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