Baby bug: A strange affliction that causes people to want to have children.
Also a favorite phrase of family members when a woman says she doesn't want children.
Also a favorite phrase of family members when a woman says she doesn't want children.
by StrangeThing October 28, 2018
An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
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by bootydoo1522 June 02, 2011
A random itch that pops up anywhere, especially when one is concentrating or trying to get to sleep.
Girl: Baby, why can't you sit still on the couch during the movie?
Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!
Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!
Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!
Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!
by Iso Wetoddid February 05, 2008