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turkey booger

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."
by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017
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Booger burn

Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.
Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.

Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.
by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014
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beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...
I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.
by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014
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Booger Sugar

Cocaine

-or-
If your parents killed you its the "mail"
"And she hit that booger sugar 'til her nose bleed (Alright, alright, alright)
Bounce that shit forever, she on both knees"

-T. Scott
by Flatttttt_Stanley December 27, 2022
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booger puss

An individual who always looks pissed off and angry for no apparent reason.Possibly suffering silently from a pussy booger.
Smile once in awhile you always come off as such a booger puss.
by Jennifried Shardluck May 20, 2018
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Booger Brushes

Mustache hair that is grown in the middle of the upper lip, that when the upper lip is extended upward and outward, can remove loose boogers from the nasal canals.
Dude you have a booger hanging from your nose! No problem, I can use my Booger Brushes to get it!
by GoudaCheese May 15, 2016
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Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.
Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!
by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016
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