british inch

The true inch. An inch long. Nothing like the pathetic American Inch.

MAN"Look at my 8 inch beast!"
WOMAN"Jesus! That IS huge! I think I need some help with that...let me call a few of my girl friends..."

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

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British Exit

What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that he is right.

The UK is screwed now, thanks to the British Exit

by guywhowritethething July 4, 2016

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british crusaders

A shit runescape clan that cant fight to save their lives

British crusaders like to crash iron wars

by Andrew + Paul May 28, 2007

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british ballslap

when two brits get into a quarrel and one man has had enough and slaps the shit out of the other mans scrotum.

clyde: are you done with that tea?

russell: no, i am certainly not, now back up before i give your balls a hearty whack!

clyde: woah man! i am NOT down for a british ballslap!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

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british food

any kind of food containg ham, bread slices, fruit, sugar, and tomatoes all in one dish. Usually has the word "pudding" or "pie" afterwards to make it SOUND good.

shephards pie (for god's sake your eating shephards, man!)
mince pie (ewww)

by Kat February 2, 2004

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An absolutely gorgeous guy from England that comes to your country. His name is Alex. He has the most beautiful eyes you'll ever see and his accent is heart-stopping. Unfortunately, you only get to hang out with him for a night because he has to go back to England the next day.

Alex: Ello, I'm Alex.

Girl: OMG it's a British Alex!!! *fan girls*

Alex Gorgeous Perfection British Love

by Alisandra June 11, 2013

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British Turd

1. A person who lived in England for a short time but still uses a British accent.
2. A guy who thinks he knows everything about soccer just because he spent time in England or the U.K.

That guy is such a British Turd. He grew up in Buffalo, lived the the UK for three years, yet still pretends to have a British accent.

The British Turd says "it will be a lovely day on the pitch." He roots for ManU. He lived in England for a couple of years yet he thinks he knows everything about soccer.

by Swampydawg February 7, 2014

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