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Audition

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
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Audi 4000

The word actually comes from the B2/Type 81 sedan Audi sold from 1980 to 1987. It was a four door sports sedan that was offered with quattro all-wheel drive as well as regular front wheel drive. It sold quite well and led the way for the Audi 80/90, and then the Audi A4/S4. It was a comprable car to the BMW 3-series from the same era.

It is now used as an expression meaning to leave a location. It evolved from "we are outta here", to "we are outtie", to "we are audi" as the t's were slurred into d's. To put an original spin (in light of the resurgence of the 1980's nostalgia), "4000" or "5000" was added in light reference to the quintissential 1980's yuppie mobile that was the Audi 4000 and 5000 (the 5000 was slightly larger and more powerful than the 4000).
We are audi 4000!
by Solo03 May 4, 2004
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audi

most comfort car i've ever drive. better than merc.
i am an audi
by amatroslan December 26, 2003
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Aedion

Aelin never told Aedion her plans
by Johona January 23, 2021
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Paper Audience

N. A body of people who happen to be in the presence of someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, regardless of who is present. Such speakers often ask for advice without actually listening to the advice given and instead ends up taking their own advice.
"Man, that professor loves the sound of his own voice! We were basically just a paper audience for him to rant at."
by wordmanjon July 6, 2006
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audi

Dying nearly every game, L_Clan_audi quickly became popular for being one of the worst Age of Empires II players in the world, other players quickly coined the expression audi to express how bad a person's performance was in a certain game.
*multiple flares*
Tobias_Funke> wtf I'm 2v1 all game
poZ_Wai> lai.....
poZ_DP> 111111
poZ_LoVeR> sorry I audi
by ac_kaka_fan1 July 3, 2009
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audiocast

(v) to urinate standing up, in a manner that if there were guests in your house, they would hear you. As defined by Ray Smuckles of Achewood.
Ray does not audiocast if people are over.
by Golfhaus February 17, 2007
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