Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.

Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.

by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022

Anchorage, Alaska

A metropolis of some 260,000 in Alaska that is a few thousand miles away from any other large city in North America and where half the state lives. Despite its isolation, crime is relatively high, especially in the Mountain View, Muldoon, and Spenard neighborhoods. Winters are cold and dark, but manageable and summers are nice and mild with temperatures rarely going above the high 70's. The middle and upper middle classes live mostly west of Minnesota Drive and south of Dimond Boulevard. There is no interstate highway system in the city except for a few miles of the New Seward Highway, the southern part of Minnesota Drive, and between Northway Mall and the Mat-Su Valley. Almost all of the homes in it like the rest of Alaska are wood frame or other composite. It is the only major city in America that has both downhill and cross country skiing in it.

Anchorage, Alaska

by waspcoloredstain October 22, 2014

Alaskimo

An eskimo that lives in Alaska.

In a delirious state, Pat thought that he heard Alaskimos lived in Alaska as Fred and Christian talked about the eskimo inhabitants of Alaska.

by Frederick Nisperos April 14, 2008

Alaskan Moonshine

The act of ejaculating on a partner's face and/or chest, the partner then proceeds to spread the jizz across his/her face and then falls to sleep with it on.

Nothing would satisfy me more than one of your infamous Alaskan Moonshines that I've heard so much of.

by burnswenip93 September 6, 2011

Gold Rush Alaska

A boring but yet addictive show showing a group of rookie miners trying to make money by mining gold in Alaska. The main character is Jack Hoffman. He always seems to have enough money to last another week, but yet never gets paid by discovery channel. In season 1, the miners find a total of 15 ounces of gold and end up in debt. Season 2, the Quarts Creek group finds over 100 ounces but is still in debt. The funniest point in the show is when the Hoffman's discover that they didn't meet their 8 oz. quota again.

Will there be a season 3?
How much will discovery channel give them

this time?

Billy= Hey guys, how do those people on the show make money if they don't find any gold?

John= They get paid by discovery channel dude. They don't shit money out to pay for gas every day.

Your perfect life automatically becomes shit if you become an Gold Rush Alaska miner.

by surveyorng4 April 9, 2012

Skagway, Alaska

A beautiful place with amazing people, surrounded by mountains and pristine glaciers. The water is the best you'll drink anywhere in the country. Skagway is so great, it is the 14th most visited cruise ship destination in the world, even though it's a small town of only 900 people. You can go fishing, hiking, camping, ziplining, dog mushing, ride a helicopter, see the Yukon, smoke weed legally, and live free like you were meant to. In the winter there are northern lights, and free booze. Skagway, Alaska is like paradise with a better view.

I visited Skagway, Alaska on a cruise, and now I want to live there forever.

by Andrew Cremata December 26, 2016

Alastor

A thicc boy who looks like a mean, sad soul. He actually loves animals, cherishes his friends, and is very clingy. He will hug you till he is pried off. He wants to be understood. He will make many sexual jokes but no advances when he gets comfortable. He is probably gay or just not a heterosexual cisgender man.

Did you meet that boy Alastor?!?!? He was practically hanging off Salena

by shakethatassJackson March 30, 2020