Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.

She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head

by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018

angry possum

When your parnter acts dead during sex.

I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.

by I may or may not be a straight March 7, 2018

Angry Witch

An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..

I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.

Karl gives the best angry witch.

by Snootamaker November 27, 2018

Angry Saki

When you previously hooked up with someone and decide to engage in sexual intercourse with bubble tea pearls. You drink bubble tea as you you hit it from behind but during your final thrust you choke on the pearls and fire it at the back of their head. They should turn backwards and pull a jarf to finish the moment off. Like Pea shooters in Plant Vs Zombies.

Bertram: Hey did you see what Hubert did last night?
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!

by CRAPABURGER mckhehghaye January 4, 2019

Angry Orangutan

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.

Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.

by santos kid August 26, 2019

angry gay

One of the most dangerous things in nature. Since gay people are often kinder than their straight counterparts they tend to bottle up their emotions, especially their anger, most of the time they succeed in hiding how they fell but but sometimes they can’t hold it back.

Annoying Freshman : Hey I heard you were a fag, fag, fag, fag go suck my dick

Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else

Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back

Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay

by MockingJay113 September 7, 2019

Angry German Kid

A very loud, annoying, fat kid who likes to scream at his computer, smash his keyboard, and talk to himself when he's loading/playing/losing in Unreal Tournament

"Start the game you son of a bitch I wanna playyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!"

"Yep,he's one messed up Angry German Kid alright..."

by ihnn January 22, 2020