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When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head
by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018
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A phrase that can be used as an excuse if you really don't have a legitimate excuse.
Person 1: But why did your car break down just before you got here?

Person 2: Well, there was this angry wizard...
by Renfest Geek October 23, 2008
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