Alyssa
An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.
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Alyssa by Jordan20602 March 13, 2018
Alyssa
Alyssa is an intelligent, strong and funny girl. If you become friends with her, don’t break that friendship. You will regret it ( if you do). She will most likely be a tomboy and love the color black or red. She is relatable, funny, and loves anime’s😂
Alyssa
Alyssa is a slim thicc and is a very loud person who can be very obnoxious at times, but that's what makes her so beautiful and amazing even if she doesn't realize it. she is there for anyone of her friends and has all of her friends backs. She can be very petty and will put you in your place when she needs to. But, she is a very emotional person who tries to hide it. If you have her as a friend, you are lucky she is a very loyal friend. She is an amazing kisser and a little bit of a freak with the one she is involved and is very passionate. if you have her, don't take her for granted you will never find anyone like her as a friend or girlfriend.
person 1: I'm so glad I have Alyssa as my bestfriend
person 2: I'm blessed I have her as my girlfriend, I want to marry her
person 3: I wish I didn't lose her, I miss her...
person 2: I'm blessed I have her as my girlfriend, I want to marry her
person 3: I wish I didn't lose her, I miss her...
Alyssa by crazydogsandfishland November 13, 2019
Alyssa
A lying snake, someone you can never trust. Trust me she is the biggest asshole you would never want to be her friend did I mention she is a hoe dates bunch of dudes, she thinks she is all that but reality nothing.
Alyssa is a bitch