IF you ever find a girl named Alyssa she will probably be really crazy AND ANNOYING, but in the end she is nice and funny. She is very hopeless though. SHE LIKES any boy thats fat and is named Demonie. She has a strict mother and lives maybe in an apartment. She loves cheeries. Pancakes. DupA CHang, Pizza, and other stuff. AND HATES BROCOLI AND ANIMALS AND
by Gertrude Anonymous November 7, 2018
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Daughter”can I go somewhere with my friends”mom” no today “ daughter “ please I dont want to end up like Alyssa”
by _No Name_ January 26, 2019
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by 69illuminati November 23, 2017
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Damn alyssa.
by alyssatits January 30, 2018
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Get the Alyssa mug.A stupid fucking hoe ass cunt that no one likes. Talks shit about her friends and never keeps her promises. She’s actually disgusting and opens her legs to everyone. She’s so annoying and talks like she’s four. She’s a wanna be popular person. No body wants to be her friend
“Alyssa is a stupid whore”
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