a stupid low life little fucker who spends her time eating ass and in fact not skating fast. in a retrospect Alicia is a whore who sleeps around with big black guys named tyrone and she has multiple std's and sucks dick for the low. spends most of her time sleeping and hibernating and comes out mostly in the summer but in the winter will wake twice a month to get dicked down. no one likes Alicia except tyrone
by jesus ur nigga January 30, 2018
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She also has a tat on her lower back which says "think 4 urself"
She also has a tat on her lower back which says "think 4 urself"
I was watching some show on TV and Alicia made the strangest comment to another celeb she said "you cool, imma call you smashing pumpkin" so I'm thinking either she's stupid in real life, was high as hell or she was trying to be clever but failed again (see tattoo)
by high rolla April 16, 2005
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Alicia is the ugliest beast you’ll ever meet. She’s annoying and weird. If you come across her run for your life so you don’t hurt your eyes. She can usually speak a few different languages, but is kind. If you piss her off then you may get killed tho. She’s dumb and knows it. She also has no self esteem and may have had several problems through out her life. Just remember she’s the ugliest thing you’ll ever see.
Ps. This is only for one Alicia so no other Alicias are like this. Lol
Ps. This is only for one Alicia so no other Alicias are like this. Lol
People see Alicia: *their eyes hurt*
Alicia: *looks away*
People: *run*
Ps. Remember this is only for one Alicia. No other Alicia is like this.
Alicia: *looks away*
People: *run*
Ps. Remember this is only for one Alicia. No other Alicia is like this.
by Aliataphs March 2, 2020
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by anonnnnnnnssss May 29, 2017
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by The NewAgeLover April 7, 2005
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Do I have an alibi firers?
Hey Sergeant, Pvt. Smith still needs to go to that transportation class. He's an alibi firer.
Hey Sergeant, Pvt. Smith still needs to go to that transportation class. He's an alibi firer.
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