Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Bendichon Alert

Used when they see, want or expect a baby, and it also can be used when u see a cute mini animal.

Look at those cute fishys , ¡bendichon alert!

by mariczacool September 8, 2020

crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

by Bert alert October 28, 2020

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by <script>alert("TES");</script> October 7, 2020

Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.

Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.

by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012

Copper Alert

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.

I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.

by silverseal September 18, 2011