Prince Albert

Third biggest city in Saskatchewan. Third highest crime rate in Canada. Basically one giant dump. The population is mostly natives and has a terrible reputation for any jobs. Many street walkers who like to sell fish and blueberries out of dollarama bags in the Wal-Mart parking lot. If you don’t know who Adam is, are you even from pa? The city has lots of beautiful graffiti around town, mostly on the west. If you see TS painted around on a tree, well welcome to pa. If you’re looking for needles and listerine bottles I suggest going down to the tracks.

Streetwalker: hey I’m from Prince Albert
Ally: omg for the last time I don’t have any spare change

Streetwalker: but it’s toonie Tuesday at kfc

by Sindy_but_switch_nandd December 6, 2018

Abbey Dawn

1. noun - Clothing line created and designed by singer/songwriter Avril Lavigne
2. verb - The act of wearing Abbey Dawn

1. Guess what?! I bought some Abbey Dawn today!
2. I'm going out tonight. "Are you going to Abbey Dawn?" I am DEFO going to Abbey Dawn.

by Abbey Dawn-er Anonymous August 1, 2009

Albeit

A ridiculously superfluous word found only in history texts and movie reviews.

"Why, yes, King James IV; I will be sucking your erect fallous tonight, albeit I will remain calm and reserved."

by Francisco Beeshkaman April 10, 2006

port alberni

Another word for one of those monster shits that make your ass bleed a little and stinks so bad it makes you gag on your own shit.

Man, I took a Port Alberni this morning and had to throw up in the sink while sitting on the toilet.

by ninja_titties May 7, 2009

dirty albert

Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow

man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert

by Pepe tolete November 5, 2007

prince albert

When a male gets his penis pierced. This can go in many ways. It is most commonly done in that the peircing goes up through the bottom of the penis and comes though the urethra. The peircing goes after the head and before the bottom of the foreskin cut off. It is a reletively painless procedure and makes everything better for both parties. aka p.a.

Lee has a P.A.. It is really nice. His girlfriend never wants to stop doing the nasty. It makes her happy lips happy. Go Lee go

by prince April 23, 2003

Albert

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.

Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018