accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

by Jrvencill November 23, 2017

accidental anorexia

When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.

Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia

by Welp... rip December 9, 2017

Accidental Fucking

Pretty self-explanatory. You didn’t shave your legs or plan on getting fucked, it just happened.

There was a lot of alcohol involved before that accidental fucking.

by DollarDebbie September 9, 2018

Accidental Anal Burn

dick fuck pounding her ass anal

I poked her with my dick in the ass and she laughed so I started to fuck her really hard in the ass and she starts moaning but I can't stop but as I am pounding her ass I bump into something and I got an accidental anal burn from her hair straightener.

by jhakjsdhfkj July 20, 2020

Traffic Accident

The act of defecating on your partners genitals and once done, drag your ass from the zone of defecation, towards the head. Creating a skid mark... Resembling a car skidding out of control, leaving marks that lead to the nasty pile up at the end.

"I got freaked out first time she asked me to give her a Traffic Accident but then she tossed my salad and...
It's like a Hot Karl, with a little twist.

by torontonian000005 April 2, 2009

Accidental porn star move

When your banging your chick so hard for so long that you develope a cramp and while trying to shake it off you accidentally hit her spot causing her to yell "Oh yeah right there."

guy #1 last night I got a charlie horse and totally

pulled an accidental porn star move on my chick.

guy #2 That's cool.

guy#1 No it aint. I have no idea what I did.

by MikeCheezmar February 6, 2013

Accidental troller

A person who accidentally pisses off people - mostly women - without meaning to or being aware of it .

Unlike trolling - which is on the Internet .. Accidental troller can also be in the real non-cyber world outside of the Internet .

James: hey WTs up?
Will : Anna is pissed off me , I don't know why !
James : didnt u piss off Samantha too
Will : yeah ..
James : god ! You're such an accidental troller !

by Riddle211 June 16, 2013