The rubbing together of two fists, thumb-and-index-finger side-in (The side that looks like an asshole), recognizing that the other fellow and you are both, well, assholes.
Monti: I feel like such an asshole. Am I?
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).
by Edo Alonge September 30, 2007
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1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you
by Jerrell butler February 16, 2009
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2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.
2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.
1. Crap comes out of your asshole.
2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.
2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.
by Foxy Lady 1993 August 22, 2011
Get the asshole mug.Ashley is a highly sensitive girl with a short temper but huge heart. She has no problem fighting back when others wrong her, cause she won't take anyone's shit. She often fells depressed and cries, she prefers to keep to herself. She won't be honest to family and friends when she doesn't want to do something, instead she'll make an excuse to get out of it. She prefer to be up late at night and sleep in during the day. She struggles to get up early in the morning. Ashley's love fiction especially Vampires and witches, however they are easily scared so they avoid horror movies. Ashley's are great family people who love and adore children, they will make the best moms. Ashley's are also loud, talkative and want everyone in their business.
Person 1 "why is Ashley crying this time?"
Person 2 "her favorite show ended, must of had a sweet ending like all the cast hugging
Person 2 "her favorite show ended, must of had a sweet ending like all the cast hugging
by Ashley, sister of three September 3, 2016
Get the Ashley mug.You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
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