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asshole handshake

The rubbing together of two fists, thumb-and-index-finger side-in (The side that looks like an asshole), recognizing that the other fellow and you are both, well, assholes.
Monti: I feel like such an asshole. Am I?
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).
by Edo Alonge September 30, 2007
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Ashley

A very nice person who shows her emotions and will break your heart if you fight with her or if she gets mad at you she is a very nice person who can keep secrets and is a verryy hard to get as a girlfriend or friend
I just got rejected by Ashley

I just became best friends with her and if you bother her you dead
by 97186058pra March 24, 2017
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Asshole

1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you
1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole
2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole
by Jerrell butler February 16, 2009
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asshole

1. The anus
2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.
1. Crap comes out of your asshole.
2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.
by Foxy Lady 1993 August 22, 2011
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Ashley

Ashley is a highly sensitive girl with a short temper but huge heart. She has no problem fighting back when others wrong her, cause she won't take anyone's shit. She often fells depressed and cries, she prefers to keep to herself. She won't be honest to family and friends when she doesn't want to do something, instead she'll make an excuse to get out of it. She prefer to be up late at night and sleep in during the day. She struggles to get up early in the morning. Ashley's love fiction especially Vampires and witches, however they are easily scared so they avoid horror movies. Ashley's are great family people who love and adore children, they will make the best moms. Ashley's are also loud, talkative and want everyone in their business.
Person 1 "why is Ashley crying this time?"
Person 2 "her favorite show ended, must of had a sweet ending like all the cast hugging
by Ashley, sister of three September 3, 2016
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flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
by Lunicus November 4, 2013
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Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.
Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.
by Nora & JP August 31, 2008
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