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Art Major

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To be Art Major is to be really pretentious. To write super long comments. To put poetry and lyrics in your photo descriptions. To post snapshots and act like they're the Mona Lisa. To become outraged when you receive critical comments. To take forty pictures of a wall and claim it represents the prolific banality in the world of commercial art. To pretend to know what you are talking about and when you critique photos the critique must be scathing. SCATHING, making the poster cry.

So, to be Art Major is to be blatantly pretentious, and not give a damn.
"Nothing is more Art Major. Nor more cathartic than drunken combat. So run up a tab, transform into an emotional wreck, then blame someone else for your problems and crack a pool stick over their head."-Jackson
by shizzle032093175 June 18, 2008
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Art Fart

An art student or art club member who has been involved with the art program since freshman year at Oliver Ames High School.
Hayhay: Ayyo Britbrit.... Yayyyyy art farts!
Britbrit: I love my art farts!
Chelsea: What is an art fart?
Dee: Not you, you have to be in art since freshman year.
Chelsea: Sad face with a nose :-(
by britbrithayhay July 5, 2011
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art teacher at naxxar

oh robert! lets rape the art teacher shall we??
by potato salad in the toilet! April 14, 2005
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art deco ass

Anatomical description of a chicks buttocks that likes anal penetration during sexual intercourse. Taken from the decorative and architectural style of the period 1925-1940. Indentifying qualities are chiefly identified by geometric motifs “Tattoo’s”, curvilinear forms “rock hard glute’s”, sharply defined outlines “tight clothes”, often bold colors, and the use of synthetic materials, such as plastics “Breast augmentation”.
I hit it with some Art Deco Ass last night, and she wore me out.
Damn, did you see that Art Deco Ass at the corner, shit'll kill ya.
High Maintenance Ass, and Art Deco Ass might as well be the same thing, except the 'deco ass lets you root it out.
by rEmitlaer September 25, 2007
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Art-terrorism Pranksterism

The act of covering up a lack of talent with recycled 'edgy' concepts, such as a piece of 'music' played by radios, or composed of over 4 minutes of silence, 'art' installations consisting of samples of sexual fluids from your last 40 partners, or one-word 'novels' in 800-page format.

Art-terrorism Pranksterism can be easily identified by the larger-than-usual amount of words which are placed in quotes when describing its inevitably awful results.
Steve: Have you heard the new track by the Vienna Franks?
Eddie: Yeah. Fifteen minutes of two simultaneous chords a half-tone apart looped under a Hindu singing through a mouthful of beef.
Steve: Classic Art-terrorism Pranksterism, man.
by Pete O'Seale June 16, 2009
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Art Block

No thoughts, ✨head empty
Person 1: "Hey! I haven't seen you in forever, how have bee-"
Artist: "no."
Person 1: ". . ."

✨art block✨
by Error_707 November 2, 2020
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art fag

fruity artistic types, usually found on college campuses--almost all are art, drama, English, or music majors
"You're majoring in drama? You're not an art fag, are you?"
by Your Name November 23, 2006
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