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Apostolic

A man or woman who claims to be an apostolic is one who lives for God, whose name is Jesus. Here are a few of many things Apostolics believe in:
*Being a good person is part of being a good christian
*Jesus is God and Savior
*Heaven and Hell are real
*To be saved you must be baptized in Jesus name
*The only way you can get into heaven is through Jesus
*Your children will have to bear punishment for your sins
*You will bear punishment for your sin
*You will be accountable for all sins you commit after you know the truth
*Prayer is not optional to get to heaven, it is required
*Baptism is not sprinkling with water, it is full submersion

Some Apostolics can be identified by:
*Read KJV bible only
*Women don't cut their hair
*Women wear dresses that at least cover the knees
*Neither men nor women wear jewelry
*Both men and women Wear sleeves at least covering elbows
*Men have short hair
*Men Wear pants (at least covering knees)

To find out how to be a better person and a better christian, you should read the bible (KJV) and learn as much as possible.

Note: Some Apostolics and Penecostals are very similar, and sometimes the same exact religion, so note sometimes Penecostals call themselves Apostolics and vice versa
Some Apostolic Scriptures:
Ephesians 4:5-One Lord, One Faith, One Baptism

Acts 2:38- Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

John 10:30-33 I and my Father are one. Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him. Jesus answered them, Many good works have I shewed you from my Father; for which of those works do ye stone me? The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.
by SamuelPaulM May 26, 2008
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apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.
Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
by Fearman March 31, 2008
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apostrophatarded

(adj.), unable to use apostrophes correctly.
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Man, that's apostrophatarded.
by Kazoo101 September 25, 2005
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APOEL

The best football team in Cyprus, having won the most local championships and having twice won its qualification in the Group stage of the UEFA Champions League.
APOEL drew 2-2 at Stamford Bridge against Chelsea, but should have won the game at the last minute.
by Football connosseur September 19, 2011
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estrogen apocalypse

Excessive femininity in a confined space. Side effects include but are not limited to: extreme giggling, nonsensical life chats, obsession over boys, overly sexual music, discussing fornication and fellatio, and a tendency to overanalyze any aspect of human interaction.
Mike: Have you seen those girls in apartment 49 E lately?
Tyler: Hell yeah! It's like the estrogen apocalypse in there!
by OhioStateBitchessss July 26, 2011
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apostrophically challenged

The inability to make proper use of the apostrophe, indicating either possession or contraction.
Its' maddening when apostrophically challenged office simp's cant determine when to insert an apostrophe correctly. It really fry's my ass!!!
by Toomerro February 23, 2009
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Marcos Apologist

A person, usually of Filipino heritage, who relativizes the dictatorial rule of Ferdinand Marcos, president of the Philippines between 1965 and 1986. Marcos, elected for 6 years, created a martial law dictatorship. The result was a brutal 20-year regime responsible for the systematic terrorizing, torture and death of approx. 85,000 citizens. Critics were murdered, newspapers censored, and thousands disappeared without a trace, never to be found. Marcos and his wife Imelda were also proven to have plundered circa 10 billion US dollars from the nation's coffers. Ultimately, the clan was ousted during the People Power Revolution of 1986, after the military cut ties with the dictator.

In 2022, millions of young voters were duped and brainwashed by the clan into believing that the Marcos era was one of golden opportunity and economic growth, by means of denial, fake news, paid troll accounts and terrifying historic revisionism.

A Marcos Apologist goes to great lengths to downplay or even deny the events and repercussions of the Marcos dictatorship, many of which influence the Philippine nation to this day. He/She is typically either too young to have experienced the terror of the regime, or used to be a loyal crony during the Marcos presidency. Such apologists are recognized by their lack of critical thinking, determination to glorify or rationalize the brutal regime, and/or by their willingness to downplay even the worst deeds of the Marcos days.
My colleague told me he doesn't believe that Ferdinand Marcos Sr. killed tens of thousands. He says, his presidency was a glorious era for the Philippines. He even told me Marcos never stole any money from the nation. I can't believe it. I'm working alongside a Marcos Apologist.

The biggest Marcos Apologist of them all? Bongbong Marcos, the son of the dictator, himself a thief, grafter and corrupt monster.
by Mandrayke May 29, 2022
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