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(adj.), unable to use apostrophes correctly.

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Man, that's apostrophatarded.

by Kazoo101 September 25, 2005

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An acronym standing for "Friend Who Happens To Be A Girl", essentially used to describe a girl who one happens to be seeing at the time but doesn't want to admit that she is actually his girlfriend.

"So, is she your girlfriend yet?"
"No, she's only my FWHTBAG."

by Kazoo101 July 06, 2005

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