Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.

Alyssa asked me to call her Horsie Poo
Alyssa keeps hitting on my dad
What is Alyssa's issue

by PooSlayer April 17, 2020

Alyssa

A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.

Omg you know how alyssa told you she had a boyfriend, it was a lie.

by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015

Alyssa

An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.

What are you, an Alyssa lmao ?

by Datpepe June 11, 2016

Alyssa

A bitch who should never be trusted and she can't give bjs and handjobs kms

My baby girl alyssa

by Rhesc January 24, 2018

Alyssa

Another name for a large tumor on the penis. Typically associated with the STD herpes.

OMG I accidentally gave John an Alyssa I hope he doesn’t die.

by Jordan20602 March 13, 2018

Alyssa

A lying snake, someone you can never trust. Trust me she is the biggest asshole you would never want to be her friend did I mention she is a hoe dates bunch of dudes, she thinks she is all that but reality nothing.

Alyssa is a bitch

by S1xn9ne October 17, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is the most precious girl you will ever meet. Alyssas are usually into sports ESPECIALLY volleyball and soccer. They have the most contagious high pitched laugh you will ever hear😂. Alyssas love hanging out with friends and love gossiping. Whenever something happens to her, she will tell you everything! Even if it’s something as little as a boy. Speaking of boys Alyssas have a weird type. Alyssas are usually into guys who are hispanic and tall. Alyssas will always support you whenever you need it. If your an Alyssa you have a high chance of being someone’s secret admirer❤️ Alyssas are such a flirt! They will literally find any way to talk to you or wave at you💗 If you come across an Alyssa in your life, take your chance!!!!🥰🥰

Guy 1: hey whos that cute girl over there?
Guy 2: oh thats alyssa *daydreams*

Guy 1: Man she’s beautiful, i think im gonna ask her out

Guy 2: *punches* HEY MAN! Thats my girl

by Lovely...jane February 5, 2020